Can we just pause for a moment and admire this phenomenal jacket. 

Crystal embellished. 

The perfect cut. 

Coveted by everyone who's anyone who pays any attention at all. 

So of all places to stumble upon this glorious piece of fashion history, I find it on net-a-porter.com. For sale. Just like any other item. 

Pinch me. It can't be real, right? 

Yeah, it's real. This priceless staple of Balmainia can be yours for the fabulous price of $11,410.  No problem!

Too bad all sizes sold out in less than 24 hours. Whoever owns those jackets now better watch their back because if I see one of these walking down the street, it's mine bitch. It'll be well worth a night in jail. Too bad most residents of Boston are fashion challenged and any mention of a designer other than Lilly Pulitzer will evoke bewilderment and anxiety. 

Anyway, I have Lady GaGa concert to go to tomorrow and this would be perfect, soooo GaGa. All the more reason to lament my impoverished college student status.