This baffling creature was discovered by NYMag earlier this week. It appears to be some sort of Mommy/Baby snuggie commercially labeled "Peekaro Original Fleece Baby Carrier Cover."

WHY?!?!

That thing scares the shit out of me! It looks like one of those Hulu alien monsters. If i saw one of these at the park I think i would call the National Guard or Area 51 or something!

Just making sure you all are aware of this impending threat. The scary part is online, a good majority of them are sold out! NYMag made a good point that what if the baby poops in there? Ick. Most likely rich Upper East Side mothers will give these to their nannies as they walk off in their Chanel Suits and Hermes scarves. I will never hate my nanny that much. 


It did occur to me that one person in NYC would be an excellent advocate for this Snuggie from Mars.  Alex McCord/Van de Kempen, the doting mother of two "genius" children (a.k.a. inebriated psycho screeching albino devils, see last season's finale), would most likely be one of the people who purchased seven of these. She'd see it as an opportuity to "become one with my child" or some crazytalk. She's scary as is, we don't need to add another head. 

SIDE NOTE: speaking of Hulu, why are all of Jenny's lines on Gossip Girl product placements? She always gets stuck with the Hulu plug. Poor little J.